I don't have a ton of time today, sadly but I couldn't bear to leave this post off! So I'll dive right in. Instead of the usual list I'm just sharing 5 really bad jokes. Please feel free to infect others with these groaners!!
1) What's brown and sticky?
A stick
2) Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "how do you drive this thing?
3) What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
4) What's white and can't climb trees?
A refrigerator
5) (This is more a small prank)
Walk up to someone and say "pick a number, but don't tell me what it is."
Wait for them to think of one.
You: Multiply it by 3.
Them: Ok
You: Now divide that by 2.
Them: Ok.
You: Now add 6.
Them: Ok.
You: Ok, thanks!
Then walk away.
Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend!! Much love.
Tee hee. My hubby is always telling "silly jokes that you have to laugh at because they are so silly". I love them all. Hope you have a great weekend.
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