I don't have a ton of time today, sadly but I couldn't bear to leave this post off! So I'll dive right in. Instead of the usual list I'm just sharing 5 really bad jokes. Please feel free to infect others with these groaners!!
1) What's brown and sticky?
2) Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "how do you drive this thing?
3) What's red and bad for your teeth?
4) What's white and can't climb trees?
5) (This is more a small prank)
Walk up to someone and say "pick a number, but don't tell me what it is."
Wait for them to think of one.
You: Multiply it by 3.
You: Now divide that by 2.
You: Now add 6.
You: Ok, thanks!
Then walk away.
Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend!! Much love.