Getting away from my panic attacks and holiday posts, I found a totally random Friday Five for today. A good old fashioned "would you rather?" This oughta be fun!!
1) Would you rather suck all the ink out of a ballpoint pen, or paint your tongue with white out?
Wow. Starting off with a bang here huh? I think I'd have to go with White Out on the tongue. Even though the mere smell of White Out makes me kinda throw-up-y. Sucking ink runs the risk of shooting it all down into my lungs by accident. And drowning by ink is not my favored way to die.
2) Would you rather down a gallon of used hot dog water or drink a shot glass of someone else's foot sweat?
Foot sweat. Downing a gallon of anything is dangerous and nearly impossible without serious vomiting. Yes I realize foot sweat is far grosser, but a shot would be over quicker. Not that I'm really good at taking shots or anything....um......
3) Would you rather always wear shoes that are a half a size too small, or always have your underwear creeping up your butt?
Easy. Underwear. I'm on my feet almost all day. And underwear in the bum is far more tolerable.
4) Would you rather always be nauseated or always have a headache?
Good lord. Well is it the type of headache that is so bad it makes you nauseated? If that's the case I'll go with nauseated. If it's just a headache, I'll go with headache. Feeling pukey is about one of the wost things ever for me.
5) Would you rather always have to eat while standing, or always enter your car from the passenger side door?
The latter. I had to do that for about 3 years anyway so it's pretty much standard procedure for me anyway.
Wow. That was.....interesting. Probably even worse for those of you reading this. Heh. Sorry about that. Rehardless, Happy Friday and I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend!!